"No Fun" Classic Towel

We are proud to have invented a device that can take your soaking wet body and make it dry with relatively little inconvenience. We call them "towels" and are very excited to start sharing this device with you and the world!

We have been partaking in the highest quality R & D (research and development) for the past several summers to streamline this patent pending technology for you, and we are in the process of suing ALL competitors.

Sized 60" x 30", made from very soft 100% Cotton Terry-Velour weave. Edges reinforced with Dobby banding. Printed in USA.

Wash in warm water without fabric softener.

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