Welcome to the No Fun® Holiday Gift Guide:

Gotta get a gift for someone who hates everything?
Shopping for someone who's "hard to shop for"? 
Here's a pile of our items that are sure to put a smile on anyone's face on present day, or any day.
Find the perfect secret santa present or stocking stuffer for all of the Bah Humbugs in your life!
NEW
"Poker Dogs" Greeting Card
$8.00
"Life Is Hell" Shatterproof Orb
$7.00
The original "NO FUN®" logo crewneck sweater. The sweater is black and features large white text that reads "NO FUN".
"No Fun®" Classic Crewneck
$60.00
No Fun® "Labelled" Beanie
$22.00
Black
Heather Grey
Navy
Desert Tan
Blaze Orange
Forest Green
Hi-Vis
Heather Pink
Bubblegum Pink
Highlighter Pink
"No Fun®" Socks by No Fun®. Crewneck hight socks are white, with black heel and toe cap. The phrase "No Fun®" is woven in black into the leg of the sock. There is a black band found above, and below the "No Fun®" text. "No Fun®" is woven in black, just above the black toecap on the top.
"No Fun®" Socks - White
$17.00
"Eat Shit" Socks by No Fun®. Crewneck hight socks are black, with black heel and toe cap. The phrase "Eat Shit" is woven in white into the leg of the sock. There is a white band found above, and below the "Eat Shit" text. "No Fun®" is woven in white, just above the black toecap on the top.
"Eat Shit" Socks - Black
$17.00
"Eat Shit" Socks by No Fun®. Crewneck hight socks are white, with black heel and toe cap. The phrase "Eat Shit" is woven in black into the leg of the sock. There is a black band found above, and below the "Eat Shit" text. "No Fun®" is woven in black, just above the black toecap on the top.
"Eat Shit" Socks - White
$17.00
"No Fun®" Fuzzy Dice
$10.00
SALE
NEW
"Mystery" Box
$55.00 $110.00
The "Friendly" Teddy Bear by No Fun®. Plush toy bear is beige and wears a black shirt with the phrase "FUCK OFF" printed on the front. Bear has a brown nose, and brown plastic eyes.
"Friendly" Teddy Bear
$32.00
"Wacky Wavy" Plush
$32.00
Frog Keychain
$8.00
"Poker Dogs" Woven Blanket
from $75.00
"City" Woven Blanket
$125.00
"Bigger City" Woven Blanket
$150.00
The "Global Warming" Woven Blanket by No Fun®. The blanket is black, and features a globe in the center engulfed in flames. The globe is blue and green, and the flames are red. There is a small "No Fun®" logo found in the top left hand corner of the product.
"Global Warming" Woven Blanket
from $125.00
The "Alleged Jinx Removing" Woven Blanket. The blanket is photographed against a white background. The blanket features the word "Jinx" in large letters across the top. The blanket also features many images including, but not limited to, a candle, a pile of money, a black cat, two hearts, crossed fingers, dice, wishbone, and a large "13".
"Alleged Jinx Removing" Woven Blanket
$150.00
"Brick" Woven Blanket
from $125.00
"Devil" Woven Blanket
from $125.00
"Skull Lady" Woven Blanket
from $125.00
"Forget It" Handmade Rug
$450.00
"Liquid" Keychain
$8.00
Blue Raspberry
Blood
"No Fun®" Pet Tag Keyring
$8.00
Silver
Bronze
NEW
"No Fun®" Sticker Pack
$10.00
The original "Aging and Dying" Bumper sticker. Item is white, with black text that reads "I ❤️Aging & Dying". The heart is red, and there is a small black No Fun® logo in the bottom right corner.
"Aging & Dying" Bumper Sticker
$5.00
White
Black
"Honk" Bumper Sticker
$5.00
Original "So Many Things Are Dumb" patch from "NO FUN®". Patch measures 3" X 3.5" and features white embroidered text on a black oval patch, with black embroidered edge. The patch is photographed on a white background, and can be stitched, or ironed on.
"So Many Things Are Dumb" Patch
$8.00
"No Fun®" Classic Patch
$8.00
Black
Red
"Procrastinator" Patch
$8.00
XL Chenille oversized back patch of classic Sailor Jerry style crawling panther. Patch is black chenille with red, and gold embroidery.
XL Size "Crawling Panther" Chenille Back Patch
$36.00
"Wacky Wavy" Patch - 3M Reflective
$8.00
Holographic
Red
Blue
Black
Original "Fuck Off" enamel lapel pin in black and gold from No Fun®.
"Fuck Off" Lapel Pin
$8.00
NEW
Lapel Pin to Magnet Converter - 3 Pack
$10.00
Silver
Gold
Letter Opener Pen
$8.00
"Studio Rules" Metal Sign
$30.00
No Fun Press gift card
No Fun® Gift Card
from $10.00